Running Backs

RUNNINGBACKS- TIP IT AND SIP IT EDITION

TIER ONE- CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE

Draft these studs and start loving your chances of popping bottles in the fantasy Super Bowl.
1. LeSean McCoy
2.  Adrian Peterson
3. Jamaal Charles

TIER TWO- SINGLE BARREL SCOTCH

Don’t worry, you’re still shopping top shelf. And they are worth the price.
4. Matt Forte
5. Eddie Lacy
6. Marshawn Lynch

TIER THREE- THE SOLID IPA YOUR BUDDY KEEPS TELLING YOU ITS AMAZING

It’s the young man’s drink, everyone is real ‘into it’ and has a great chance at satisfying.
7. Montee Ball
8. DeMarco Murray
9. Alfred Morris
10. Arian Foster
11. Le’Veon Bell

TIER FOUR- THE LEMON DROP

Look, somebody just bought it for you, don’t think about it. Just drink it.
12. Doug Martin
13. Gio Bernard
14. Zach Stacy
15. Reggie Bush

TIER FIVE- THE WHISKEY AND COKE. TIME TO GET YOUR FLIRT ON. OR GO HOME AND EAT A LARGE PIZZA AND PASS OUT.

This could go either way. A rambunctious night of fun, or a you’ll end up pissing yourself in your sleep.
16. Andre Ellington
17. CJ Spiller
18. Ryan Matthews
19. Shane Vareen

TIER SIX- THE RIBBON WINNING PABST BLUE RIBBON

Ol’ reliable. Hopefully, you’re getting these guys on the cheap. Because trust me, you’ll need a lot of them to make this season go down smooth.
20. Ben Tate
21. MJD
22. Bishop Sankey
23. Ray Rice
24. Frank Gore
25. Rashad Jennings
26. Toby Gerhart

TIER SEVEN- BOX WINE BOUGHT WITH A FAKE ID

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What?…. It was on sale!
27. Steven Ridley
28. Steven Jackson
29. Lamar Miller
30. Pierre Thomas
31. Trent Richardson

32. Fred Jackson

TIER EIGHT- MIKE’S HARD LEMONADE

You never admit it…but you can’t help but kind of like them. This is what you get.
33. Joique Bell
34. Darren Sproles
35. Danny Woodhead
36. Khiry Robinson

TIER NINE- THE 40 OZ OF MALT LIQUOR TRUTH

Grab a couple of these, look real cool and then hope and pray you don’t shit your pants.
37. Ahmad Bradshaw
38 Carlos Hyde
39. Chris Johnson

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