Wide Receivers

WIDE RECEIVERS- FORMS OF TRANSPORTATION EDITION

TIER ONE- PRIVATE JET

This guy will literally transform into a badass jet and propel to the fantasy Super Bowl
1. Calvin ‘Megatron’ Johnson

TIER TWO- FLYING FIRST CLASS
You might not own the plane, but travel in style. Plus, free mimosas!
2. Demaryius Thomas
3. Dez Bryant
4. AJ Green

TIER THREE- THE INTERNATIONAL SPORTS CAR

Take these out the open Sunday road and let em purr. They know what to do.
5. Brandon Marshall
6. Julio Jones
7. Jordy Nelson

TIER FOUR- PRIUS

Amazing mileage! At an amazing price!
8. Antonio Brown
9. Pierre Garcon
10. Alshon Jeffrey
11. Randall Cobb
12. Larry Fitzgerald

TIER FIVE- THE MOTORCYCLE

Super fun. Looks, in theory, badass. But if you fall off……nice knowing ya!
13. Keenan Allen
14. Vincent Jackson
15. Victor Cruz
16. Roddy White

TIER SIX- THE MINIVAN

You’ll never be accused of being a ‘trend setter’. But you’re trading coolness for comfort…..and cup holders!
17. DeSean Jackson
18. Andre Johnson
19. Michael Crabtree
20. Julian Edelman
21. Wes Welker
22. Cordarrelle Patterson
TIER SEVEN- THE JET SKI

Take your shirt off! Have a great summer! These guys aren’t going to be your main source of getting around so in the meantime….Live on the edge!
23. Torrey Smith
24. T.Y Hilton
25. Emmanuel Sanders
26. Eric Decker
27. Mike Wallace
28. Percy Harvin

TIER EIGHT- BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

Yeah, there’s a few gears. Give em’ a try. Just be ready for the hills.

29. Hakeem Nicks
30. Terrance Williams
31. Sammy Watkins
32. Marques Colston
33. Jeremy Maclin

34 Riley Cooper

TIER NINE- ROLLERBLADES….YOU HAVE ROLLERBLADES ON.

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Out of fashion. But they’ll get you to work. And probably your ass kicked.

35. Michael Floyd

36. Kenny Stills

37. Golden Tate
38. Reggie Wayne
39. Greg Jennings
40. Kendall Wright
41. Dwayne Bowe
42. Cecil Shorts

TIER TEN- THE OLDEST MODE IN THE BOOK. YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT LEG. YOU’RE WALKING.

I mean, you’re walking. So…..

43. James Jones
44. Brandin Cooks
45. Kelvin Benjermin
46. Markus Wheaton
47. Marquise Lee
48. Danny Amendola
49. Mike Evans
50. Odell Beckham Jr.
51. Reuben Randle

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